Due to the fact that Luff Day is indeed the day of my birth, I have taken it upon myself to supply the followers of the almighty Cod with rituals that shall be performed in honor of me. Text taken from the Book of Saint Kitten, to be published shortly:
And on that day where the cute and sweet Saint Kitten celebrates her birth, there shall be Luff performed and clebrated. The peoples shall recover from St. Nookie's Day, and shall have gentle intimate luffmaking. And the Saint Kitten shall once again dream of living in Europe with her beloved (should she ever find him and be with him), having picnics of wine and bread and cheese and chocolate... and reading famous literature on the banks of famous rivers... and of watching the sunrise and set... and never having to wear a watch again. And so shall the peoples of Cod. And on the day where the Kitten's dream is realized, there shall be rejoicing and happiness across the land.
And there shall be no watches worn on Luff day, nor shall there be any makings of unhappiness. And hugs and kisses shall be given freely, and tokens of luff shall spread the name of Cod throughout the lands of the earth.
Luff and huggles!
Kitten
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