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Amazing Cod

Amazing Cod
How sweet the taste
That fed a hobo like me
I ate each bit
Not a one to waste
And now I am full as can be

Twas Cod that taught
My loins to yearn
And girls my loins releived
80 bucks an hour
Those girls did earn
So joy I could concieve

Through many dangers
Toils and snares
I have already come
'Tis Cod that brought
Me frow here to there
And Cod will bring me home

The Muddle Hymn of the Codites

(Sung to the tune of that Civil War classic, "The Battle Hymn of the Republic")

Mine brains have meditated on the swimmin’ of the Cod;
Trudging through the desert that my aching feet hath trod,
’Cuz that bastard ditched me out here, the stupid friggin’ sod.
His fish are swimming on!

Glory, glory Fedonga-lujah!
Glory, glory Fedonga-lujah!
Glory, glory Fedonga-lujah!
His fish are swimming on!

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