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Right now...so I was online for many hours and I searched on the search engines and checked many well known sites in my quest to decide for myself which is the greatest of the three contenders: Merf, Moo, or Spoon. Now it was a long hard decision and much deliberation in my highly analytical mind took place. My vast wisdom, intelligence, and sexiness all played roles in my final conclusion that Spoon is in fact the triumphant noise. It is Spoon that is truly the sound of Cod. Here is why I think so:

The Superiority of Spoon

Before reading this, take a second to yourself and ponder the word Moo. Think of a cattle farm; the ground covered in water-scented feces. Each bovine utters "Moo" in a mechanical manner, oblivious to the world around it. Oblivious to the Cod.

Can you live with yourself now?! Fear not, my fine Coddites. Collect your thoughts, dispell all suicidal ideas, and say the following word out loud.

Spoon.

Don't you feel much better?

A fascinating new food product was released today by "Rohnson & Rohnson Inc": "Sporidge". This revolutionary breakthrough in breakfast products combines simple Porridge with a built in spoon, allowing it to be eaten anywhere, any time.

Professor Eisenhoover, head of the Project for the Development of Combination Food and Eating Utensils (P.D.C.F.E.U.), described Sporidge as "... only the first step in a long series of CFEUs (Combination Food and Eating Utensils). We plan to also develop the Knorange, the Buttoast and the Knisteak."