great debate

Right now...so I was online for many hours and I searched on the search engines and checked many well known sites in my quest to decide for myself which is the greatest of the three contenders: Merf, Moo, or Spoon. Now it was a long hard decision and much deliberation in my highly analytical mind took place. My vast wisdom, intelligence, and sexiness all played roles in my final conclusion that Spoon is in fact the triumphant noise. It is Spoon that is truly the sound of Cod. Here is why I think so:

There is but one great sound, my friends. For after all, Cod has but one mouth, the monosyllables that Eris speaks are generally unprintable, and my personal Odd doesn't talk. Much. Ergo, it is desirable that there be only one perfect sound, so that Cod doesn't have to try and say many things at once. Currently, my friends, Cod is torn between his children, speaking both Moo and Spoon and Merf at once, and his larnyx is starting to hurt, dangit.

The Superiority of Spoon

Before reading this, take a second to yourself and ponder the word Moo. Think of a cattle farm; the ground covered in water-scented feces. Each bovine utters "Moo" in a mechanical manner, oblivious to the world around it. Oblivious to the Cod.

Can you live with yourself now?! Fear not, my fine Coddites. Collect your thoughts, dispell all suicidal ideas, and say the following word out loud.

Spoon.

Don't you feel much better?

So, in the days of old there were many cultists of many shapes, sizes, and opinions on the Great Debate. And there were also many who thought the Codites were a little bit more than just slightly nuts. In terms of crayon color they were at about navy blue.

These non-Codites, heathenous though their ways may seem, believed that they should follow the majority of the world. They liked things which no Codite in their right OR left mind would ever consider enjoying. Horrid things such as clothing with logos, big corporations, and naturally colored hair.

One day, well... night, really- it was after 7 PM after all- ...ok, ok.. evening... a small cat wandered into a little village in the middle of a huge open field, a lake, the Interfnordlick School of Cooking, and a dense forest. First thing she noticed was the fishy smell near the lake side of the village, and being the hungry cat she was, she promptly skittered over to that vicinity. It was the biggest part of the village, and seemed to attract many other cats as well.

For a long time, Moo and Spoon have reigned supreme as the two most perfect sounds in the world, with neither one gaining a position of dominance. Rock steady followers of either one have viciously attacked each other with Nerf arsenals in the gruelling battle to have their sound recognized as the most perfect sound in the world. Many nerf lives have been lost in this ongoing chaotic war for power, and a faction of light Spoonist and Mooists have come together, setting aside their differences, and set up a third most perfect sound in the universe:

Merf