merf

And so it was that one day Cod looked up from his oceany home and he saw a prince on a Quest for True Love. The prince, like most on a Quest for True Love, had, for some strange and unknowable reason, rejected all the women in his local kingdom, as well as those nearby. Not only was he rick, but handsome as well, and could easily have wom over any woman he so chose because on top of all THOSE attributes, he was also quite charming. But, as I mentioned before, he didn't like this. Instead all these things added up to make him quite bored, so he decided to leave his kingdom.

For a long time, Moo and Spoon have reigned supreme as the two most perfect sounds in the world, with neither one gaining a position of dominance. Rock steady followers of either one have viciously attacked each other with Nerf arsenals in the gruelling battle to have their sound recognized as the most perfect sound in the world. Many nerf lives have been lost in this ongoing chaotic war for power, and a faction of light Spoonist and Mooists have come together, setting aside their differences, and set up a third most perfect sound in the universe:

Merf