wait does anyone care about them?

In a surprise move following Australia's declaration that Platypuses do not exist, New Zealand has declared that sheep no longer exist. It followed with announcing that under its new legislature, it was now the premier exporter of Woolly Codpieces worldwide.

Our New Zealand anchor was unreachable for comment, as he appears to have gone off to purchase his very own Woolly Codpiece, so we are instead using local New Zealander "Bruce" to fill in for him.

Reporter: "So Bruce, what can you tell us about the New Zealand sheep situation?"