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It came to be, in the years before the Coming of Seajus, and before the Coming of the Television, and even before the Coming of the Toaster Oven, that sin and debauchery overran the land. And Saint Ignum did say "Woo Hoo!!!! ^__^" as Japanese Schoolgirls Without Panties ran by, giggling like Japanese Schoolgirls Without Panties.

Cod looked down on the world, and did say "Dammit, they're getting more sex than I am! That's just not right!"

And Cod descended unto the world, and commanded everyone to cease having sex immediately.