Submitted by ProphetOfCod on Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:50
It came to be, in the years before the Coming of Seajus, and before the Coming of the Television, and even before the Coming of the Toaster Oven, that sin and debauchery overran the land. And Saint Ignum did say "Woo Hoo!!!! ^__^" as Japanese Schoolgirls Without Panties ran by, giggling like Japanese Schoolgirls Without Panties.
Cod looked down on the world, and did say "Dammit, they're getting more sex than I am! That's just not right!"
And Cod descended unto the world, and commanded everyone to cease having sex immediately.
Submitted by ProphetOfCod on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 19:40
"Hey Toto," called Ignum, kicking a small furry thing that he'd caught trying to eat his shoelaces.
"Yo?" Toto replied.
"Ya think that fairy puts out?" Toto was about to respond when Saint Jenny swatted them both over the backs of their heads.
"Ow..."
"Do you two ever stop letting your hormones think for you?" she asked. Toto looked humble and ashamed, mumbling apologies under his breath and rubbing the back of his head. Ignum just pounced and gave her a good licking. Saint dracco giggled.
Submitted by ProphetOfCod on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 09:34
Saint Jenny, frustration written all over her face in big red letters, looked around her. Toto was perched on a munchykins chest, tickling him mercilessly. Ignum was poking a rather silly looking tree with a hotdog in his hand (Ignum's hand that is. The tree was of a non specific gender. Codism supports all genders including those that don't exist.) Saint dracco was sniffing around the edges of the Fairy's dress like an Irish bloodhound. He rolled over onto his back and looked up at her waiting a bellyscratch. Jen nudged him to one side.
Submitted by ProphetOfCod on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 09:22
Once upon a time (no really, I mean it) there were Codites. Four of them to be precise. Or to be imprecise, there were twelve. But there weren't. These were also no ordinary Codites - they were in fact, Saints of Codism. There was Saint Jenny - Coddess of the Search Engine and master of May Wheay. There was Saint dracco - Master of the T1 connection and collector of things that can be used in more ways than one. Saint Toto - aka The Prophet of Cod - Bringer of the Werd of Cod to the Werld and also a small furry dog not wearing a coat.
Submitted by ProphetOfCod on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 08:52
In the year 8000 BC a group of powerful Magi came together in the hills above a small rural community in Sydney, Australia. They were the Bullshites, followers of the Dark Lord who had sols their soles for powers beyond the comprehension of mortals as well as free t-shirts, dental insurance and a good pension plan. Their mission was to visit upon the earth the Seven Plagues of Evil that would drive the race of men mad and kinda of annoy the race of yaks.
The Seven Plagues of Evil
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