Submitted by ProphetOfCod on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 10:06
A fedonga is...
The leaves crunching beneath my feet in Spring.
The dirty words I say every Sunday in church.
My devout lover's mistress' favourite toy.
My only child's sibling.
The space between the emptiness.
The meaning between the words.
The sounds that echo in the silence.
The peasent king.
The gentle tyrant.
Meaningful gibberish.
The one word any mute can speak, and any deaf person can hear.
A fedonga is...
Submitted by ProphetOfCod on Sat, 07/16/2011 - 08:54
(Sung to the tune of that Civil War classic, "The Battle Hymn of the Republic")
Mine brains have meditated on the swimmin’ of the Cod;
Trudging through the desert that my aching feet hath trod,
’Cuz that bastard ditched me out here, the stupid friggin’ sod.
His fish are swimming on!
Glory, glory Fedonga-lujah!
Glory, glory Fedonga-lujah!
Glory, glory Fedonga-lujah!
His fish are swimming on!
Submitted by ProphetOfCod on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 09:24
'Twas Seajus! And that filthy crow
Did cry and mumble through his Cave;
All flimsy were his borrowed robes,
And the foam Nerfs outgrabe.
"Beware the Fedongawock, my son!
The fnords that bite, the fnords that catch!
Beware the PoingPoing Ferret, and shun
The Spurious Hand of Slack!"
He took his vorpal Cod in hand:
Long time the silly foe he sought --
So rested he by the BumBum tree,
And stood a while in thought.
Submitted by ProphetOfCod on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 08:15
On the Cross-Breeding of Fnords and Fedongas
- Being a Precept for the Wise and Foolish Alike,
With Unhelpful Supplementary Comments from Arthur Flegenheimer (listed in Italics)
Submitted by ProphetOfCod on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 07:38
Fedonga n., pl. Fedongi
- That which is a Fedonga.
- ~ adj. Relating to or in close association with a Fedonga, or something of Fedonga-like qualities.
Usage: ‘Pierre Eliot Trudeau was one hell of a Fedonga.’
Fedong v., p.t. Fedone
The application of a Fedonga (or a Fedonga-like object/concept) to a person, place or thing (esp. to the personal orifices of a person, place, or thing).
Submitted by ProphetOfCod on Fri, 07/15/2011 - 07:22
Welcome to the fedonga ordering page. From here, you can order your very own fedonga that will arrive in anywhere from 2 minutes to 6 aeons. Yes, you can have your very own personal fedonga in your home! Simply fill out the following application form, submit it, and send 4.95$ (minus 4.95$ S&H) to fedonga@cultofcod.org! Yes, within minutes, you could have a fedonga in a colour and style of your choice!
Submitted by ProphetOfCod on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 09:39
Following the astounding number of calls and e-mails crying out for codite blessings (astounding as in I'm astounded there weren't any), I have devised a list of Codly blessings with which to bless fellow Cod-worshippers, confuse your family, and generally lay with peoples' heads. Now, you too can confuse people in the luxury of your home, with any one of the following blessings*
- May it never snow upon your driveway.
- May the fishine waters of Cod envelope you.
- May your bladder never be full when most inopportune.
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