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Revelation
Chapter 1

Matthew
Chapter 2

Matthew
Chapter 1
1. A record of the genealogy of Seajus Crisco, the Son of Cod:
2. Abrabacon was the father of Yousaac,
Yousaac the father of Yakub,
Yakub the father of Judy the hermaphrodite and his/her brother/sisters,
3. Judy the father/mother or Pez and Lifesaver, whose mother was Tamer (tamer than what, we aren’t sure of),
Pez the father of Rez,
Rez the father of Ram,
4. Ram the father of F-150,
F-150 the illegitimate father of Amminadab,
Amminadab the father of Osama I,

And it was on that day (as opposed to that other day, as to avoid confusion) that Seajus Crisco, Son of Cod, was walking in Jerrysalem and noticed and occurence in one of the Chewish temples.

So thinking to himself, "Seajus, old boy, you could use a little excitment. The streets of Jerrysalem aren't the wild life they used to be."

And Lo did I begin this scripture with the letter "A". This is a scripture about Sam(p)son. The 'p' was silent you see and thus had to be put in brackets otherwise nobody would notice it since it never said a word. Many have wondered about this silent 'p' and why it never spoke, what fell deeds may have been performed upon its virtue that would scar it so that never again would it communicate. Others claim that since it is a letter and therefore has no mouth, tongue or vocal cords, the silence is not at all surprising.

Cod had created the world, and the seas, and Atom and Eve, and all the animules and so on and so forth and put them all in this one perfect area. Why he didn't just make the whole of creation perfect, I couldn't tell you. I'm just the scribe here.

So he had Atom and Eve in this "perfect" garden, which he called the Garden of Eatin' cuz pretty much all that was in there was stuff you could eat. It was perfect after all, and what better to do with your time than just spend time wanderin' around, gettin' nookie, and eatin'? At least, that was Cod's way of looking at things.

Genesis

Chapter Three

Genesis

Chapter Two

Genesis

Chapter One